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| Day 35: Wine |
Wine
Ingredient List:
- Your choice of wine
- Bottle opener
- Glass (Optional)
Directions:
- Get in your car, and head to your favorite supplier of adult beverages.
- Find the wine section, or if you're a frequent shopper, just head right over because you know exactly where you're going.
- Choose your poison.
- Head to the counter and pay. Make idol chitchat with the clerk because for some reason you always feel weird when they put the bottles in a brown paper bag. *Sidenote: (This is the conversation that plays in my head at the counter when I am making my purchase) Why do they do that? Are they trying to point out that you've been in here too many times this week and may have a problem? Just because drunk homeless people keep their adult beverages in brown paper bags doesn't me I have too! Jeez, quit judging me!
- Jump in the car and make a mental note to go somewhere else next time. Head home.
- Open the gadget drawer and get out the wine bottle opener.
- Place screw in cork and turn until it's in and the arms are up on the opener.
- Press arms down to release cork.
- Optional: Pour into glass.
- Enjoy!
"I can still eat it if the dog licked it, because technically their mouths are cleaner than a humans, right?"
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